gwip

generic white person. supreme pejorative term for a member of the dominant social group, particularly a white heteros-xual bourgeois american who follows cultural norms and trends with a herd mentality, eschews critical thinking and social consciousness in favor of total apathy, and lacks any individual ident-ty.
“the film american beauty unpacks the contradictions and superficiality of gwip culture.”

“all those gwips care about are football highlights, hoodies, and pretending to be christian!”

“if you don’t embrace the culture of the other and you like yelling things like ‘go bucks’ or ‘roll tide,’ you might be a gwip.”
guys with iphones
oh that hottie is a total gwip!
n. v. adj. inexplainable actions, thoughts, realizations, happenings,and objects that seem to develop both randomly and instantaneously.
cl-ssical examples of gwips:

– a bubble popping as they normally do is a gwip. “the buble just went gwip.”

– realizing that you are in fact not at all alive is a gwip
“oh my god, i’m alive (gwip).”

– when any object either materializes and or dematerializes in seconds can be thought of as gwipping. the object just started gwipping.”

– the sudden experience of a newly formulated idea is characterized as a gwip. “gwip, i’ve got it.”

– the instantaneous appearance of children in random locations are gwips. “look at all of those gwips jane.”

– reading a book or working and in turn producing a fact based understanding is a gwip. “it just hit me. gwip, hamlet secretly loved his mother.”