Gwyneth
a bubble-headed idiot gushing over a political figue
“we should make him president of the universe so he can p-ss everything he wants and give everybody free stuff”
“oh,shut up. don’t be such a gwyneth.
the middle name of some american girl i know. it apparently isn’t very popular as a first name – shame, really, since it’s a lovely name meant to describe the holder as ladylike and gentle. (ha!)
some names evoke thoughts of.. unladylike behavior. name one person named “gwyneth” who would fit that bill. enough said.
blonde hair blue eyed all american girl. named after gwyneth paltrow the stunning actress. she is very wild and artistic. somebody who has many friends and loves them. she is a beautiful girl with a beautiful name..to bad its not that common.
if every girl was a gwyneth it would give me a reason to wake up!
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