gym

the place you get in car to go to but always end up in the mcdonald’s across the street.

yah we all see you sweating but that’s cause it’s hot in that mcdonald’s and your fat isn’t helping.

stop lying to your wife about going, she knows you don’t.

the reason we eat so much.
“oh i’ll just burn it off at the gym”-you
“you mean the drive to golden coral…”-me
“yah…”-you
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a holy temple to those who do not have a serious job and are not attending college. a gym usually has free weights, weight machines, benches, and a track or track machines for cardio workouts.

to utilize the power of the gym, one must be there for a majority of the days of the week, a few hours at a time, working on different areas of the body each day. do not be one of the idiots who goes there just to bench press… that is a guido workout and will give you nothing but man b–bs.
after work, i spent the rest of the day at the gym working on my calves and abs to tone them up.
a place a lot of ppl some consider visiting. but then again a lot of ppl don’t make improvements there because either they’re too lazy or they’re too busy looking at girls/guys.
guy 1: sh-t i’ve been pumping iron at the gym for 4 months and nothing’s happening.
guy 2: you dumb-ss you can’t walk in to a gym and stare at hot
girls and expect to at muscles.
a gymnasium(an abbreviation)
go work out at the gym and get off my case.
a place where you go to do exercises and work out,

a place where fat people go to try and loose weight,

a place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back

a place for posers
lets go to the gym i wanna flex my muscles and lift them weights to proove i’m the toughest and bulkiest man down the gym
a place where lots of people can watch you jiggle in a pathetic attempt to excersize
today my wife went to the gym to try and lose weight. all she achieved was displaying her ripples.
the natural habitat of many variants on the species known as douche bags. thought to be where said douche bags perform mating calls, it is actually our understanding that it is just a place to hone useless muscles to ridiculous extents.

there are two forms of gym:
the one mentioned above is referred to as “the mating grounds”. the second is “the proving grounds” or for normal people, high school gym, where adolescent douche perfect theirs acts of douche-baggery and eventually develop into the ultimate douche.
douche 1: man, i went to the mating grounds and saw a sweet little honey, so i rep my biceps curls like no other.

douche 2: sick story, bro. man i love the gym! now let’s go drink our protein shakes and fist pump all night.

douche 1: h-ll yeah! just got to go get my gold chain and v neck, and i’m good to go!

douche 2: sounds good!

-bro fist-
a group of 3 or more douchebags
i saw a gym of douchebags down at the car wash. there must’ve been thirteen of them hanging around, tilting their hats and checking out each others spray tans. they were easily identifiable, you could hear their unmistakable call ‘sup bro!?