gym newbie
a gym newbie or gym noob is a newly joined unexperienced member of a gymnasium (usually due to new years resolutions that they will not see fulfilled) they are an irritating breed.
well known for ez curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.
we can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of january and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.
if you are a gym newbie you must wear this t-tle in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. after this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.
cp – mc
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