Gymogen
nickname of a a flatmate christened imogen in response to her spending increasingly longer and unexplained periods at the gym.
a portmanteau of gym (abbreviation of gymnasium) and imogen.
#1 sam: hey where’s imogen?
jakob: probably at the gym.
sam: cl-ssic gymogen.
#2
imogen: hey guys, sorry i’m late. i was in the gym.
flatmates in unison: gymogen!
#3
sam: where’s gymogen?
imogen: (walking in) i’ve been in the pool all day.
sam: maybe we should call you swimogen!
(awkward silence ensues)
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