Gynosaur

one step above “cougar” in the scale of women. p-ssy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. rapidly aging, botox-addict and ex-supermodel janice d-ckinson.

” man, what a gynosaur…i’d probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. ”
a gynecologist dinosaur
dr. lickalottapuss, do you suppose there were many gynosaurs helping deliver babies in the jur-ssic period?
a term used to describe either a highly horrendous looking or obese woman who relentlessly pursues the male s-x. in other words, a fat or ugly chick who chases unwilling men.
dude, that gynosaur totally tried to jump jimmy the other day!
pr-nounced:: guy-no-sore-

definition:: a woman who is well past her prime (usually mid forties and up, though age does not have to be the determining factor) yet is still actively seeking s-xual relationships with men who are much younger or well out of her league.

alternatively a younger women that looks much older, or appears to have been around the block more than her share of times can be referred to as a gynosaur.

whereas the being, or sleeping with a cougar has become more acceptable in recent years, the same cannot be said of a gynosaur. gynosaurs are most often cougars that never learned when to stop.
guy 1: dude did you see that milf over there?

guy 2: no, where?
guy 1: she’s standing right over there next to those two gynosaurs.

or

guy 1: hey did i see you mom at the bar last night?
guy 2: yeah she was celebrating her 50th birthday with some friends.
guy 1: dude she kept trying to hit on me, thats gross she’s a total gynosaur.
a lesbian who can’t get enough of eating p-ssy or being eaten out. essentially, a c-nn-l-ng-s addict. also into finger-f-cking.
do you suppose britney and lindsay are gynosaurs?