gyrosexual
someone who gets h-rny for green things
matthew, you’re a gyros-xual creepo
a person with a strong s-xual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green
matthew you can’t shove a green marker up your -sshole! you stupid gyros-xual
a person with the strange s-xual attraction to people, things, animals of the colour green
matthew, you can’t shove a green marker up your -sshole. you stupid gyros-xual
somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named matthew) who is s-xually attracted to the colour green
matthew! why the h-ll did you think it was a good idea to m-st-rb-t- to our cl-ssrooms showing of how the grinch stole christmas!!…….(sigh) you stupid gyros-xual
someone who is s-xually attracted to the colour green.
gyros-xual jason: -moan- oh ya. i wanna f-ck this cuc-mber all night long. -slurp-
f-cking billy: holy sh-t guys. that girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcaao2)
a gyros-xual is a person who is s-xually aroused by the colour green and
matthew!! stop trying to have hardcore -n-l with cacti they aren’t interested… (sigh) you dumb gyros-xual.
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