H.A.N.S.
short for hollywood action ninja star. one who has finally seen the coming of the four hors-m-n of the apocalypse and can honeslty convince the world that everything is fine.
“dude! a third of the crew called in sick, half got deported and the building is on fire!”
h.a.n.s. -smiles- and says: “everything is fine.”
“hollywood action ninja star”
a term given to an individual that has achieved the epitome of bad-ss-ness.
upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as bad-ss as the h.a.n.s. must call them by.
steve: “dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!”
bob: “yeah, and he was drinking dragon’s blood from a can too.”
steve: “he is now our village’s h.a.n.s.
“hollywood action ninja star”
a term given to an individual that has achieved the epitome of bad-ss-ness.
upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as bad-ss as the h.a.n.s. must call them by.
steve: “dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!”
bob: “yeah, and he was drinking dragon’s blood from a can too.”
steve: “he is now our village’s h.a.n.s.
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