H.L.B.


hit lookin’ b-tch – an unattractive female who looks even worse due to bad hygiene and/or poor lifestyle decisions
your sister is a h.l.b.!!
shorthand for a half-pound of pot.
(see: discussion of lb.)
“i can’t afford a full pound this time. do you want to go in with me on an hlb?
horney little b-st-rd
when your boyfriend or random creepy old man tries to make a move.. he is a hlb!
hows life ben?
“hlb fred?” said charle.
“its been wonderful” said fred.
hlb or h-rny little b-st-rd is a person who is notorious for doing exotic things for s-xual pleasure. sometimes risking their own life or others.
kevin:dude, ethan and mitch-ll jacked off in their teachers tool shed.

todd: what! no way. they are such hlb’s
the rawest b-tches in the game often hated by the x-rated boyz & ecboyzz
hlb we all wanna be like you when we grow up 😉
is is what it f-cking is. this sh-t right here is the coolest gang in all of the land and more. we fsu, dgaf, and csu.
it can be used to describe, it is also a noun and more.

it is not an acronym. it is not a random letters paired up. hlb is hlb. we drink. we smoke. we f-ck sh-t up. we are hlb. we are what it stands for. we are mother f-cking bad-sses! we’re the worlds bamf’s in one group. we are hlb!!!!
“dude, hlb for life.”

person 1: “hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?”
person 2: “hlbonfire, be there or be f-cking queer.”

person 1: “dude, what does hlb mean?”
person 2: “it is what it is. fsu…”

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