H2
m-ssive car designed by general motors, driven exclusively by men with p-n-s insecurities or doctors’ wives. only gets 9 mpg, so they’re basically f-cked when oil starts running low and/or shooting up in price.
“jesus, gas is back to a dollar eighty-five a gallon. i can’t believe i bought that stupid f-cking hulk for 50k.”
“at least you’re in your s-xual prime, man.”
“right.”
an “off-road” vehicle that will never see off-road use, because n-body wants to damage the overpriced thing. usually found in cities, not far from gas stations, with overpriced rims. seldom seen with more than one person or any cargo inside.
“for what that guy paid for that h2, he could have bought a sports car and at least had fun with it.”
a really fat person that guzzles food just like a h2 hummer guzzles gas.
d-mn n-gg-, h2 over there just downed a 5 foot long hotdog!
a large car driven by men with small
p-n-ses, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-qaeda.
that guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn’t send them a donation. instead, he bought an h2.
hummer 2 by gm
a frekin $20 box on $30 wheels for $52000
hummer rhymes with b-mmer…
the bell bottoms of the early 2000s. kids in the future will look back at america at the turn of the century and laugh about how people in the past drove big yellow military vehicles to the movies that got 8 miles to the gallon despite incessant wars in the middle east and spiking gas prices.
(the year is 2073)
kid (flipping through textbook): oh my god, people in the past wore these dumb -ss pants called “bell bottoms.” then look! twenty years later they drove these stupid looking h2 hummer vehicles! hahahahaha!
1. a fictional or figurative beverage that’s a parody to the sports drink “g2”, which is purposely consumed by haters or player haters that lives up to hating or jealous envy, especially for no reason.
2. an alternate name for a “hummer h2”
3. an alternate name for a “bl-wj-b” or a “d-ck suck”.
origin: h2, to me in this case, is another form of “haterade”, like g2 is another form of “gatorade”.
example: just because you don’t drink haterade, doesn’t mean you won’t drink a h2.
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