Haaaber
(n): a c-cky b-st-rd who peaks athletically at the age of thirteen, then becomes a non-factor in his athletic career in just about any sport.
haber’s are tall, with a fo-hawk hairstyle. they have fairly deep voices, and try to talk intelligent when really they don’t know what the h-ll they’re talking about.
guy 1: dude, you can’t prove i exist.
guy 2: stfu you haaaber. when was the last time you did something for the team?
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