Habbo Babies

people (with no lives) that waste their time on habbo dressing as a baby so habbo “moms” can adopt them and waste coins and give furni to the cute babies. babies want hc mommies always.

how habbo babies dress like

-chubby face
-blue or pink clothes
-cute clothes

baby: mwama cwan you adwopt mwe? im cwute
habbomom: no i want an hc baby
baby: pwease!!!
habbomom: sorry. no cutie.
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaa
me: shut up stupid baby
me: —beats with metal pole———
baby: mwommy hwe bwienf mean! waaaaaaa waaaaaaa
kedo: gives me a ban message
me: did i hurt them in real life? no dumb habbo babies
losers with no lives who like to spend their spare time pretending to be a ‘baby’ on habbo hotel. spend their time in adoption rooms, after hc parents, speaking with an unnecessary amount of w’s in every word to make them sound ‘cute’ (and some silly fools actually fall for it =s)
alot of them claim to be ‘newborn’ which is incredible seen as their parents must have thrown them in the gutter the moment they are born, or died during birth

cl-ssic baby uniform:
hair: bunches for girls or bald
top: always a hoodie, god knows why (can be any colour)
bottoms: shorts or a skirt
bully-victim shoes
habbo baby: (walking up to a hc) -wookwesh uwp at woo wiv bwig bwue eyesh awnd smwiles- =]

hc parent: awwwwwr! hey chick! :d

baby: -wavesh a chwubbeh hwand-

hc parent: -scoops u up in my arms and holds u close to me-

baby: -sways fwirst ever word- mwamma!

hc parent: awwwwwwww! f-ckin awwwwwwww!!

me: shut up u two complete virgins -smashes babies head against wall-

baby: waaaaa! waaaaaa! -cwries ickwe hweart out-

hc parent; =o dont be so mean to her! she is only a little baby! -protects ma lil dharlin-

me: no she isnt! she is ur age! maybe older! why dont u all grow the f-ck up and get lives!!!!
habbo babies are extremely sad people who think its fun to pretend to be a baby and get pixel parents. always ask for hc habbo club parents, and are very likely to say it’s their birthday so they get given furni. also add w’s to every word they say including actions (they are incapable of typing normally) and talk in stars when they pretend to do something. the most irritating of all habbos.

normally wear: hoodies (pink for girl, blue for boys)
shorts or skirt
and many girls have bunches of hair
and claim to be newborn.
habbo babies:
(habbo baby enters adoption room)
baby: -fwalls dwown on pwuffeh nwappeh and swucklesh thwumbeh-
parent: (thinks) ahh what a cute child let me adopt him/her.
parent:hey sweetie can i adopt yooh?
baby: nwo, woo scwaree
(baby walks up to hc)
baby: -swuckles thwumb cwutely- ewwo pwetty lwady

aaaaaargh!
sad, 15/16 year olds, talk with either numbers l1k3 th1s
or zed talk
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habbo babies
people who go on habbo and pretend to be babies. pretty pathetic really. talk with too many “w”‘s in their words and claim to be “newborn” (some even pretend to be unborn and say to their “mommies” “mwe in your twummy”) anyway, they hang around adoption centres looking for mommies, they always want h.c mommies and steal their furni and creds, so they can be h.c without even having to pay.

they dress like:
hair- bald, or pigtails for girls
chubby faces with little pink noses
hoodies (reason- for girls, they have no br–sts, boys-no idea)
shorts or skirt
bunny slippers

i usually adopt them, then i’m really mean to them. sometimes they cant stick to being “babies”.
(1)
me: h-llo little girl, are you newborn?
habbo baby: wessy
me; do you need adopted?
baby: wessy
me: well, too bad sucka! -hits with baseball bat-
baby: waaaaaaah (10 times)

(2)
me: ewww, what an ugly baby
baby: mommy!
mom: it’s okay honey
baby: -sits in your lap and cries-
me: pathetic baby -shoots baby-
baby: -kicks to floor- ha ha
me: your the most pathetic baby i’ve ever seen!

(3)
baby: will ywou adwopt mwe?
me: sure sweetie
baby: yaay!
(at home)
me: -kicks you down stairs-
baby: waaaah!
me: -jumps on you-
baby:mwummy! stwop! -whacks mummy-
me: you’re cr-p at pretending to be a baby!
(baby gets kicked)
a teen about 15/16 (or older) on habbo hotel that waist their time dressing up as little babies that mums can adopt thinking they’re cute – don’t fall for it.

watch out for baby-looking habbos that speak like: ewwo how aw wuu?.

be careful – some are more than habbo babies
for example, habbo babies might walk into your or another room – that isn’t an adoption!

–example 1–:
(baby comes in)

baby: ewwoish

non-hc girl: aww can i adopt you please?

baby: nwoo mwe nweed bwetter mwummy. mwe nweed hc mwum

non-hc girl: okay then

baby: (to hc girl) cwan wuu awdopt mwe pwease

hc girl: okay then sweetie

baby: yway! (furni! i’m getting furni)

(at home)

baby: mwummy me need fwurni

mum: no (kicks baby)

–example 2–:

baby boy: (goes up to hc girl) will wuu adwopt mwe pwease

hc girl: no bobba off

baby: -gwets’lwady’to’look’into’eyes’and’hypnotize’her

baby: will wuu adwopt mwe now?

hc girl: yes’my’sweet’pea. i will be your slave and mum

(picks up baby and hugs) <<< dun dun dun! 😮 baby: cwan wuu gives me swowm cweds? mum: yes my little pumkin of a son (trades and puts 500 creds in box) baby: mwummy wure the best mum: no you are (gives more creds) mum: now those 246 collectables i have... --example 3--: (in adoption) baby: waaaaaaaaaaa baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaa baby: waaaaaaaa hc girl: whats the matter baby: -lwookies awt lwady wieth bwig ewes- baby: will wuu adopt mwe hc girl: no i need a hc baby okay? baby: waaaaaaaaaa (baby whispers to hc girl) baby: i will kweep twying two add wuu and 'waa' untill wuu adwop mwe hc girl: okay then hunnie baby: yway (at home) baby: mwummy iwts mwy biwthday! mum: happy birthday -gives birthday cake- baby: wat? nwo pwesent? mum: no you can't expect me to baby: i'm gwoing bwak two adwoption mwe nwo lwike wuu (at adoption) baby: waaaaaaaaaa baby: waaaaaaaaaa hc-boy: whats the matter dahlin baby: mwe have no mwummy ow dwaddy hc boy: i'll adopt you baby: yway owk hc boy: and if its your birthiday - heres 34 creds (a week later) baby: (pretend to be older) im leaving dad dad: why baby: i got creds, im hc and thats what i came her for (leaves and deletes as friends) people who go on habbo who dress up like a baby and talk with too many w's in their words. hang around adoption centres looking for a (preferably) hc rich 'mwummy' or 'dwaddy'. sad losers with no lives. uniform::: hair: girls: two pigtails boys: bald. top: hoodie, any colour. please don't ask why they wear a hoodie. bottoms: shorts or a miniskirt shoes: bunny slippers i usually deal with them by a) being incredibly mean to them in the adoption centre or b) being all nice in the adoption centre, taking them home and torturing them. note: do not attempt to comprehend the habbo baby language without an expert at hand. example a) (see above) habbo baby: -twoddleshovertwoohpwettywadyandsmwilesh- me: -steals shoes, bangs baby's head on the wall and slaps- habbo baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -cwies icklesh hweart out- me:get a life, loser habbo baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! (then i get banned from the room. oh well-its worth it >:) haha)

example b)

habbo baby: hewwosh
me: oh hi hunny!
habbo baby: will woo adwoptesh mwe?
me: of course!accept friend request.
habbo baby: yay!
–at my house–
me: -shaves ur hair off-
habbo baby: waa ur hurting mwee 🙁
me: shut up! -cuts a slit in ur leg-
habbo baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
me: pathetic! -slaps-
habbo baby: mwummy i hwave swomefing twooh twell wooh, and its swo swad i dwont knwow hwow twooh sway it :’o
me: what?
habbo baby: i dwont wantesh twooh bweeh wur chwild any mwore:'( bwecwause wu hwurt mwe and bweeh mween twooh mwe :'(
me: sad!?!?!? that’s the best news all day! good riddance! -cr-ps on u and chucks u in2 da gutter with all the green slime-

these experiences actually happened to me,believe it or not! stupid habbo baby noobs

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