Habitwat
noun.
1. person who buys exclusively cheap, generic furniture.
2. person whose home resembles a habitat showroom.
3. person who tries to achieve the ‘designer home’ look by decking their flat out in furniture and cutlery that looks sw-nky only in the context of the argos superstore they bought it in.
“tim you habitw-t, why have you got square plates?”
“sweetheart, can’t we get some second-hand furniture or something? everything in this flat is made out of pine. we look like a right pair of habitw-ts.”
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