Hack Stogie
when a person takes a very nice cigar, preferably 7″ or more in length with a minimum ring diameter of 55, and lubricates the heel with v-g-n-l fluid. do not try to insert like a p-n-s! just roll the part where your mouth goes in p-ssy juice. this is obtained after bringing the female to -rg-sm either by hand or mouth. the p-ssy juice will provide a flavor for the entire smoke.
“d-mn fella…it smells like fish over there. is that a hack stogie?”
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