Hackney Cheese Burger
a s-xual/nutritional act ideal for parties or bbqs. a woman lies on her back with her br–sts exposed (the bread), and the chef (s-x is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her t-ts (the meat) before a male partic-p-nt then harry munks over it (the cheese). hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.
the act gained its “hackney” monkier from the london borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular bbq food stuffs.
bob – hey, we’re all out of hotdogs but i’m still starving.
mike – don’t worry, i’m baking one off so i’ll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of hackney cheese burgers.
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