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• Period Fencing

  a sport originating in the eighteenth century in which two women settle a dual of pre-menstrual angst by scissoring until one party p-sses or taps out. connie: why the h-ll am i so p-ssed whenever you’re around!? gertrude: why don’t you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow! connie: i’m going to… alan, […]

• ChapelPaige

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• ericsturrock

  a llama who likes fried fish and cookies, but first he is hararious when he is so cooooollllllldddddd! guy1: i’m cold and have a hankering for fried fish and cookies. guy2: so, you’re an ericsturrock then? guy1: precisely.

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