HAF
haf; h.a.f.
hot as f-ck
oh snap, you lookin haf right now.
high as f-ck.
after you take that last hit and you sittin there like man… i am high is f-ck right now.
the other day me and john were smokin up and that man got haf
so you want the low-down on h.a.f? well. they’re basically just a bunch of kids who waddle around c-mberland, causing shenanigans. h.a.f stands for high as f-ck. all they do in their spare time is smoke weed, or find out a way to get money to buy some more. they’re a bunch of loser wannabees.
hey you there! yea you! the one with his pants pulled down to his knees! that sign says no walking on the gr-ss, ohhh you hooligans! ooo that must be h.a.f!
hey we need to buy some more bud. you got bud? we need bud! hey you got money for bud? i wish i had some bud.
budbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbudbuuuud
abbreviation for “high as f-ck.” similair and converse to “daf,” meaning “drunk as f-ck.”
person 1: “man, i think i had a great time last night; not sure though, since i was so daf.”
person 2: “huh? sorryy….i’m haf right now!”
hard as f-ck
i may be a cheese eating surrender monkey but people that finished the tough mudder are haf!!!
h- high
a-as
f-f-ck
you place it after a sentence if when you typed it you were high as f-ck.(haf)<-like that holy sh-t i love my grandma she bought me reese peanut b-tter cups!(haf) hungry as f-ck that burger makes me h.a.f ←
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