Hafway
an enchanted mansion where twelve hot sorority girls consume large amounts of alcohol, party with “rabbits”, interpretive dance, watch nip/tuck, and make poor life decisions. only those invited through facebook are allowed to join the magical festivities that take place behind the closed doors of hafway.
as i walked through the doors at hafway, i realized i was entering girls gone wild on steroids – and i liked it!
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