hag warriors
older species of real life elite monsters (mostly older women) who think that they are ent-tled to occupy every seat in a bus and therefore aggressively chase people off.
they are usually found in hibernation calm-like state,but when they enter the bus their hp and speed drastically increases in aim to conquer seats.
-ex.1.-
girl 1: uhhh,i feel so sick today.i almost collapsed!
girl 2: i know,poor you. luckily,we’ve found you a place to sit!
hag: khm…khm…won’t you move? didn’t they teach you anything?
girl 1: sorry,i didn’t see you.take my seat,please.
hag: it would be time…oh d-mn rude people these days…who raised them ?!?
girl 2:you should’ve said that you are ill!you don’t look okay!
girl 1: i know but i really have no strength to argue.
girl 2: d-mn, hag warriors!
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