Hagen

a hagen seems like a really good looking guy with a nice body but once you get to know him he becomes obsessive and a really big d-ck
he was being such a hagen today
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a boy named hagen is usually a really sweet boy. he may have his “player” moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. hagen’s are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. if you ever find one, don’t make him angry. keep him forever.
look there’s a hagen!
hagen is a surname originating from germany. other variants are german, dutch, danish, jewish, english, norwegian, and swedish.

north german and dutch: topographic name from middle low german hage(n), middle dutch haghe ‘enclosure’, ‘hedge’.

german, dutch, and danish: from a germanic personal name, a short form of the various compound names formed with hag ‘enclosure’, ‘protected place’ as the first element.

german: nickname from middle high german hagen ‘breeding bull’.

jewish (ashken-z-c): of uncertain origin; perhaps the same as 1.

english: from an old scandinavian or continental germanic personal name hogni ‘protector’, ‘patron’ (old norse), haghni (old danish), hagano (old germanic).

norwegian: habitational name from any of numerous farmsteads so named, from the definite singular form of hage, from old norse hagi ‘enclosure’.

swedish: ornamental or topographic name from the definite singular form of hage ‘enclosed pasture’.
her name is sherry hagen.
“hagen” is derived from the word “hag.” a “hagen” is a member of substantial subset of the female population. they are middle aged, almost morbidly overweight, with short hair, dyed black or very dark brown. members are strikingly similar in appearance. it’s only upon close examination that they can be differentiated. hagens are often caregivers, such as nurses or teachers. a typical hagen would be 5’4”, 240 lbs, and 54 years old.

almost universally, they claim to “like themselves” in spite of obvious indications of low self-esteem.

“wow, there were like five hagens lined up at the counter wating for free ice cream.”
a black headed, green eyed, guy that lives in elkin, nc, and works in wilkesboro, nc. set the odac catches per game (10.3) record at guilford college. questionably the coolest guy alive!
hagen is so cool, i wish i just like him.
a legendary peac-ck from the mean streets of yorba linda, ca. his mult-tude of heinous and flamboyant tattoos, in addition to the various screamo bands he jumps in and out of make him quite an entertaining character in the orange county underground. rumored to have slept with over 1,200 women, there are few taboos that hagen does not defy.
“did you hear about hagen the other night? he was arrested for sodomizing an underage vagrant hippie behind sonic in buena park. yeah, they busted him for having a mini-pharmacy taped to his crotch as well.”
“a girl who licks random guys faces.”

“and who rides trains often!”
“hey you just got a hagen buy a salmon!”