haggot


a slang term for f-g hag.
fiona is really in love with lyle knowing full well he’s gay. i guess that makes her a haggot.
n. a gay male who is devoted to or dependent upon his gaggle of straight female admirers (aka f-g hags) for platonic intimacy and emotional support.
“tim hasn’t dated a man in years; he usually goes out on weekends with his hags. tim is a haggot.”
derogatory term for a person of scottish descent.

derivation: combination of haggis and f-ggot.
q: do you know why haggots wear kilts?
a: sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
a male who lives vicariously through the life or lives of a lesbian(s). like a f-g hag, only being male – preferably a gay male. almost like being a sister to said lesbian(s).
following the clique nervously, the haggot quickly thought up a witty turn of phrase to keep his lesbian friend amused.
brandon quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.
that haggot is a firebush.
a hairy f-ggot.
you might just be a haggot!!!
a girl who only hangs out with gay men. but she likes straight guys. (kinda. she secretly wants the gay ones.)
most high school girls can be called a haggot.

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