Haids
an extremely lazy brown guy who still manages to outdo his peers; often possesses a tall, dark, and handsome appearance and overly thoughtful expressions.
1. ay, stop being a haids. you’re making us all look bad.
2. look at that haids. he’s a catch. i’m gonna have to trap him.
hippie aids. the #1 killer of hippies.
man, i can’t believe matt caught haids from that chick with the hairy pits.
a man who enjoys s-xual pleasure with older woman, mainly mothers over the age of 35. the act of performing s-xual acts with woman who fail the majority standard by mainstream men.
gees man, did you see that walrus that got haids? haids really gave it to her!
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