hair blower


obviously, a blow dryer. duh.
you: (knock on neighbors door)
neighbor: what do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower i can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
you: you know, a hair blower?
neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! be right back! (quickly shutting and locking the door)

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