hair cave


hair cave, noun

1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. the typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.
the hair cave on amanda’s facebook picture didn’t fool anyone.

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