hair thieves


those persons that would steal hair from old ladies and sell it into slavery… in azerbaijan.
eddie izzard: “why, old lady? why the hairnet?”

old lady (also eddie izzard): (mimes holding the hairnet against the hair) “oh, the hair thieves! the hair thieves, they come in the night… steal your hair, they do! sell us into slavery… in azerbaijan.“

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