Hairdo-over
noun- in antic-p-tion of an important social event (ie- party, wedding, taking a new profile picture, etc) the generic douche bag spends an impressive amount of time grooming his or herself, covering their locks with an unending mixture of hair gel, hairspray or styling mousse in an attempt to get the perfect look, only to become increasingly frustrated with their failure and have to wash their scalp thoroughly and start from scratch.
person 1: “jesus bro, i’ve been waiting in the car for forty-five minutes, how long does it take for you to get ready?”
bobby: “gimme a break man, i’ve got to look b-tchin’ tonight. i’ve just screwed up my ‘do for again, i’m gonna have to have another hairdo-over and get it right.
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