hairt


1. noun, a large congregation of hippies, esp. of the smelly & hairy variety

2. verb, to grow one’s hair out to an unreasonable length

3. noun (slang), a really moldy piece of food, so moldy in fact, that it is of uncertain origin
1. if you walk through a hairt, you won’t walk out the other side without an std.

2. – ‘holy cr-p, that guy looks like a girl.’
— ‘yeah, he’s hairtin’ like cher.’

3. – ‘is that dookie?’
— ‘iono man, it looks kinda like a tennis ball.’
(poke)
— ‘g-dd-mn it, it’s a hairt.’

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