hairt
1. noun, a large congregation of hippies, esp. of the smelly & hairy variety
2. verb, to grow one’s hair out to an unreasonable length
3. noun (slang), a really moldy piece of food, so moldy in fact, that it is of uncertain origin
1. if you walk through a hairt, you won’t walk out the other side without an std.
2. – ‘holy cr-p, that guy looks like a girl.’
— ‘yeah, he’s hairtin’ like cher.’
3. – ‘is that dookie?’
— ‘iono man, it looks kinda like a tennis ball.’
(poke)
— ‘g-dd-mn it, it’s a hairt.’
Read Also:
- Hairy Peeter
slang word for grocery store harris teeter going to hairy peeter to buy beer
- Hairy Wacket
a p-n-s so hairy that when you’re done performing oral s-x, a plethora of p-b-s are caught in your teeth. also common to have b-mps on the scr-t-m. his hairy wacket was so hairy that i could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.
- Hakko
a stupid islander with a dum magic staff that dosnt work also known as crazy hakko,hakko,and stupid hakko “haha man hakkos such a dirty islander”
- half past dan
the state of being totally f-cked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action. dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan other stages of dan […]
- Rickdickless
a very bad idea p-ssed down from upper management, usually a knee jerk reaction. the boss said we cannot p-ss this problem off to engineering until we determine how to fix it, that is f-cking rickd-ckless.