hairtie syndrome
adj. when the v-g-n- of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.
n. any somewhat loose coochie.
“she such a ho she probably gon’ have hairtie syndrome fo’ she 20.”
“nic and i have been doing it so much i’m afraid i’m getting hairtie syndrome already.”
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