Hairy Bitch
a sl-tty -ss b-tch that your boyfriend dated.
sometimes, if not always, cubano.
sheds like a f-cking hound.
smells and looks like one too.
hairy b-tch: “i remember that night……..”
boy 1: “me too!”
hairy b-tch: ” remember that one time……”
boy 2: ” how could i forget!”
hairy b-tch: ” i still love him………”
you: “thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles…..”
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