hairy blumpkin
receiving a bl-wj-b while taking sh-t, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.
“wow jane, what the h-ll happened to your hair?!”
“oh, i gave joe a hairy blumpkin last night.”
“wow jane, you two are living la vida loca!”
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