Hairy Cuntaloupe
taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a p-n-s-sized hole. then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. you then place your p-n-s inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a v-g-n- and pull on your p-n-s.
my girl wouldn’t have s-x with me so i went into the refrigerator and made a “hairy c-ntaloupe.”
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