hairy mango


basically a tongue kiss by surprise. or when least not expected.
scenario 1:
aww man, matt gave kylie a hairy mango!

scenario 2:
sam: im soo p-ssed right now!
olivia: omg why!?
sam: griffin gave me a hairy mango!
oliva: that f-g b-tch!
sam: i know!
olivia: want starbucks?
delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin. hairs get stuck in your teeth, but its worth it.
she asked me to see to her hairy mango.
can i stuff your hairy mango?

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