Hairy Mary
a girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. a hairy mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy -ss. be warned. hairy marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.
on first sight it looked as though katrina’s hair was flowing over her shoulder. she then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a hairy mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.
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if someone has pubic hair and has thier periods and is physically mature. otherwise known as a bush baby.
sophie has beeen a hairy mary since year 6.
a phrase that indicates surprise. it is generally used by the more random mebers of society.
guy: boo!
random guy: hairy mary
a hairy guy whose physiognomy is very masculine but who is actually very effeminate. similar to muscle mary (effeminate muscly guy)
he looks really rude, but he’s just a hairy mary.
a girl who likes to rip your p-b-s put with her teeth and then eat it mixed with you s-m-n.
“how was your date with jenna last night?”
“she was a hairy mary, dude”
when a man is performing oral s-x on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.
girl 1: omg that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral s-x on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.
an incredibly hairy, potent strain of marijuana.
d-mn that hairy mary got me mighty f-ckered up. p-ss the chips?
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