Hairy Monkey
before engaging in rough s-x, the man shaves his p-b-s and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his p-b-s so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
i love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.
a man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.
mike you are one hairy monkey! could you please put your shirt back on now.
weed, gr-ss, marijuana
smoking the hairy monkey
female/male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.
boy: “hey babe im h-rny satisfy me with your pot of gold”
girl: “come here”
boy: ” god d-mn you got that hairy monkey. i’m no longer h-rny let’s watch a movie.”
shave off your p-b-s, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your p-b-s on her and she will look like abe lincoln.
four score and seven years ago, the woman got j-zzed on and p-b-s thrown upon her face…
when a girl has an extremely hairy v-g-n-
brandon: dude when crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!
for origin see gorilla mask
yo your mom flipped out when i gave her the hairy monkey.
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