hairy monkeyvitis
a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.
did you see her bikini line? she must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
dang bruh! my girl just got waxed and her v-g-n- is already on teen wolf. she’s got hairy monkeyvitis.
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