Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone
a blasphemous rendering of the popular harry potter book ent-tled harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone
coming this fall to a theater near you…”hairy p-n-s and the kidney stone”
“abracadara, abracadee, release the stone so i can pee…”
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