hairy phone
dial down the middle. literally it means a girl cups a guys b-lls and holds them up to her mouth while sticking his d-ck in her ear. this is to resemble an old school telephone. usually this term is reserved to refer to a woman who should suck a d-ck but doesn’t, either becuase she is not very bright or because she is what can best be described as a word that rhymes with bunt.
jen b is a royal b-tch. i am going to have her make a call on the hairy phone after we go to dinner this sat-rday night.
erica is so stupid that when i told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the d-ck.
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