Hairy Pineapple
the appearance of a man’s scr-t-m through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.
when schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, i totally saw his hairy pineapple. ewwwghhhk!
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