Hairy reach around
being fondled upon the dance floor by a satisfying ball m-ssage from behind, then looking down to your horror of a masculine hand m-ssaging your male genitals.
as i was jiving on the dance floor, i felt a nice warm cozy cup shaped m-ssage of my b-lls, however when i looked down it was a male hairy arm, after being sick and running for freedom, i awoke to find it was a vivid nightmare… therefore describing this horror from a male point of view as a hairy reach around…
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