hairy touchas mullet


this is when a person has a lot of hair near their b-tt area, touchas is a yiddish word for b-tt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly…
i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!

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