Hairy Waldo
when one can not locate a p-n-s due to it hiding underneath a large amount of pubic hair.
girl: so i was having s-x with this guy and he had a hairy waldo. i was all “where is it? i can not find it under all this hair.” and then i found it, i found waldo!
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