hairy winston
the act of depositing excrement into ones own hand and slapping the hot steamy load on top of the head or your lover before, during or after s-x.
man: “g-d babe, you’ve totally got me so hot, i think i’m gonna’ sh-t myself”
woman: “oh wait…do it in your hand!”
man: (bowell noises) “what the f-ck…this is nasty!” smack!
woman: “oh yes! my own hairy hairy winston!”
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