Hairy Woodpecker
allowing a friend to p-ss out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his c-ck.
lenny: “you look like h-ll. what happened last night?”
bill: “i p-ssed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodp-ck-r.”
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