hakes
being fired from your job for being incompetent.
dude, if you don’t shape up, you’re going to get your -ss hakesed?
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an interrogative used in place of the phrase “what the heck”. when using the phrase hake please note that you dont say “what the hake”, but simply “hake”. the word was invented in 2006 by word masters andre g and johnny b.
common misspellings are “hayck” and “hakyeedkkheykkc”.
the word was invented to do away with laboriously saying “what the heck?”.
dude 1: hey, dude 2, are you gay?
dude 2: hake? no!
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