haktu


1. (n) – onomatopoeia for the sound of phlegm that is expelled via the mouth.

2. (v) – the act of expelling phlegm via the mouth.
1. matthew: haktu!

tony: what was that, mate?!

matthew: oh, you know the phlegm that builds up at the back of the throat? yeah, well i drew it up closer and expelled it via the mouth.

tony: gross! that’s sick mate!

matthew: what do you do then? swallow it? you -do- realize that that’s the equivalent of eating snot?

tony: -silent-

2. josie: oh man, i gotta haktu real bad right now.

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