hales

a “hales” usually refers to a girl with a big b-tt. these individuals love creepy crime shows and are typically obsessed with their professors. hales’ have to be properly watched. if left ignored these people have the opportunity to become crazy stalkers. if looked after hales’ can be normal, caring, perfect, and happy beings. they also are usually obsessed with humans named “kayla”.
girl 1: she’s a hales, look out for her
the f-cking sh-t.
you’re a beast, you’re such a hales.
a nickname given to girls named: haley, hailee, hayley, haylee, hailey, hayliegh, etc. usually used by her bestfriends or her boyfriend. a very cute name that she wishes everyone would call her.
oh hales, i love you. :
hawaiian word for ‘house’ or ‘home’. pr-nounced ha-lay.
ho, i like go your hale afta sku, braddah?
is a insanely intelligent guy but nit necessarily that book smart. he can think of crazy ways to explain other dimensions
is under 5 seconds (and good ones to). he loves to think about crazy sh-t and doesn’t care if he has lots of money in the future. all he cares about is having fun and learning as much as he can about the world. he is also a huge huge huge beatles and john lennon solo fan.
hale likes to stare at the night sky in mexico at about 12 at night and listen to beatles music.
someone extremely good looking, can get any girl/guy they wanted as a friend, girlfriend/boyfriend etc., intelligent, particularly very fit or good at sports and can charm anyone with their personality. someone who is also very strong physically and emotionally as well as being really funny when wanting to be.
” look at that kid over there, i hear he’s a real hale.”
“i’ve got a friend who is very lucky as she is a hale.”
a verb commonly used to refer to vomiting or “throwing up”. a term widely used in the suburban cities surrounding the metro detroit area, origins are unknown, but no doubt hilarious and well humored.
“dude, i was at a kettering kegger last night, had a little to much “panty dropper”, and hales-ed all over some poor m-f-s “free kwame” shirt!”

“i missed that snab test because i was home hales-ing my brains out!!”
a “l33t h4x0r” who has discovered over 6000 vulnerabilities in windoze but doesn’t tell anyone about them.
“dammit hale, stop rooting my boxes” – bill gates

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