half-gasm
when masturbating, holding back for too long and then letting go, only to find that you’ve missed the -rg-sm, but still -j-c-l-t-d. disappointing, all the work but none of the reward.
i jerked for 30 minutes only to be rewarded with a half-gasm.
when you’re jacking off and you’re not really feeling it yet but you c-m anyways and you end up feeling h-rny again soon thereafter. usually happens when you’re in a rush or about to get caught.
i was wacking it to some hot pics of jenna juggs ’til i heard someone knocking and i half-gasmed. total buzzkill.
the act of having an -rg-sm that doesn’t give you pleasure. a small amount of c-m is released, but the intial feeling of an -rg-sm is not there. is normally the result of some bad internal timing.
joe: how’d it go with susie last night?
bob: terrible, i only had a halfgasm.
a physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of an exciting situation that is roughly half as sensational as the s-xual sensation resulting from the stimulation of the s-xual organ.
this sandwich is so good it is giving me a halfgasm!
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