Half Jock
1. a popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;
2. an individual who does not, or to a limited extent, partic-p-tes in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an ident-ty.
1
(at the grocery store)
craig: “hey is that eric bagging groceries?”
chris: “yeah, i guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life…”
craig: “what a half jock…”
2.
craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his “bro’s” at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) “hey chris, check out that half jock.”
chris: “yeah, what a douche.”
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