Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker


an individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarr-ssing behavior.
the iota cl-ss finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in s-xual intercourse with a festive gourd. bunch of half-keg pumpkin f-ckers

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