Half-Massing It
comparative to the term half–ss, although this is only used in church settings. a half m-sser will leave m-ss early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire m-ss. the most common time to spot a half-m-sser is right before or during the final hymn of the m-ss, because they want to miss out on the m-ssive cl-ster f-ck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following m-ss.
half m-ssers are only above people who attend m-ss once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
…and g-d shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! … oh… christ, there goes those johnsons, i swear they are half-m-ssing it every sunday!
Read Also:
- soz 'n' chips
to be flippantly sorry; a half-hearted apology -“you kissed my mum” -“soz ‘n’ chips, i didn’t know”
- spanky humpler
the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice… ben edwards mother received a huge spanky humpler…
- Im so mcgriddled, bro.
being extremely high off the marijuana. dude i just smoked a fat spliff and now im so mcgriddled, bro.
- crumja
to be absolutely out of your f-cking mind also needing to being foaming at the mouth. did you see that guy im gonna go f-cking crumja on his -ss
- Inab
an acronym that explains ones desire/need for a nice cold beer. i need a beer now shortened to inab, because let’s face it… when someone needs a beer they don’t have time to explain. d-mn man, i just got out of a rough day of cl-sses. inab.